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Like Debbie downer, only much more drastic; the act of over exaggeration due to something that goes wrong that you think the world is going to end, so one takes everything negatively.
Girl 1: "OMG my ex bf broke up with me like a year ago, I want go go crawl in a cave and live alone."
Girl 2: You're being a Dani downer, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Essentially no sad vibes, no person being a downer at a given time.
Person 1: Man I'm sorry for saying all that shit to you last night
Person 2: Its cool, I've moved on from that anyway no downer shit fr
What happens once the sun sets to people (the elderly) with Alzheimers. They get really delusional, agitated, confused, and start mentally crashing.
"Grandma's having her sun downers again, she's getting hysterical and wants to know when her mom's gonna pick her up from school."
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When you crap in your girlfriend's butt, roll her sideways down a hill, then hold her high above your shoulders until she farts liquified shit down upon your person.
My water bill got shut off and I couldn't shower, so I made my girlfriend give me a Browner Downer instead.
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That feeling you get when you've had too much coffee in the morning and it's starting to wear off. Its stimulative effects don't always wear off evenly, leaving you feeling jittery AND exhausted. Food and water help; fortunately the most common time for a caffeine downer is right before lunch.
"Anyone want a second cup of coffee?"
"I'm tempted, but I'll get a caffeine downer in an hour for sure."
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(or Downer) Aust, Lit: Australian Foreign Affairs Minister. Also;
n.
1) Any servile lackey. (see john howard)
2) Any sad and lonely person happily pwned by idiots for the sake of any company at all.
3) A useless object (see white elephant), any object serving no legitimate or practical purpose.
4) A happy and inane waffler (see logorrhea, Arnold Rimmer), any person talking to excess about nothing of significance while sporting a dumb smile.
adj.
5) (fashion) Ugly and ill-fitting clothing making men look like women or else making women look too much like men. Also, unattractive. (see fugly)
v.
6)To enjoy being stupid.
1) Mitch is my bitch, Mitch is my (Alexander) Downer. I keep him on a tight leash.
2) Greg could be an Alexander Downer at times. He didn't mind following the biggest losers around if it meant he could save himself from a moment spent alone.
3) That shitty car turned out to be a complete Alexander Downer. It cost a small fortune and never worked.
4) Peter did a total (Alexander) Downer on us. Talking for about thirty minutes on the importance of snails in history.
adj.
5) "Darlin, I hate to tell you but that's a total (Alexander) Downer jacket. It makes your boobs look small and it makes your shoulders look too masculine."
v.
6)(Downing, Downering, Alexander Downering) "Gazza was drunk and tripping, happily Downering the night away, talking to his own feet."
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In correlation with "Debbie Downer." A term used to describe a male who is being a downer. Also used to define any male possessing any negative traits such as being cheap, anti-social, apprehensive, and downright aggravating to be around. They don't take many risks and they are normally scared to do anything that bends the rules. Someone being a Dougie Downer is someone you can't have any fun with.
Mike, stop being such a Dougie Downer man, you sound like you have a stick up your butt.
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