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An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubs played by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but he won't admit it. He also calls JD various girl names and calls Elliot Barbie.
about J.D
Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
Carla stares at him
Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...
hits the table
Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.
whispering remorsefully
Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box.
Carla continues to stare at him
Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby.
Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party?
J.D.: Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...
Dr. Cox: You know, the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall. Now, it certainly is true that you'd at least be serving a purpose - specifically a surface for a jackass to lean against - but it could be argued that this is more useless than doing nothing.
pause
Dr. Cox: I know, it's a conundrum but don't you worry, I'll noodle it for you right here. Meanwhile, you just skip along, all right Shirley?
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"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.
Person: "How will we ever stop Dr Sex?!"
Dr Sex: "Doctor Sex."
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When inaccurately applied, a defaming label that portrays people with doctorate degrees as "idiots."
Dr. Albert Einstein was a Dr. Paper.
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The sexual act of tasering a girl while your penis is inside of her. The electricity should be stimulating to the genitalia.
I gave my girlfriend the Dr. Watts for her birthday, it was epic.
Dude why won't Hannah text me back?
Probably because you gave her the Dr. Watts last night.
Dr. Flug is blackhat's evil scientist and he's also a shy motherfucker who wears a paper bag on his head 24/7. People ship him with blackhat for some reason???
1. see allsyouhavetoknow
2. A derogatory term for a teacher of chemistry.
3. Novel, 2012 by Richard Wilhelmy
4. see water polo
5. A mental disorder in which one has difficulty explaining one's ideas or knowledge to another.
6. see armpit sweat
7. see homework
8. see pop quiz
9. A person, place, or thing that can be considered offensive to the majority of the population.
1. You see class, Dr. Wilhelmy is ...
2. Did you here about that new chem teacher? Yeah, he sure his a Dr. Wilhelmy.
3. R. Wilhelmy's book Dr. Wilhelmy was published in 2012. Few copies were sold, but it gave an archetype for the very worst literature.
4. I'm really good at Dr Wilhelmy.
5. The teacher, who was suffering from Dr. Wilhelmy, had trouble explaining to her class.
6. His shirt was damp with Dr. Wilhelmy
7. I hate when we have lots of Dr. Wilhelmy!!
8. The chemistry teacher was planning on pulling a Dr. Wilhelmy on the class.
9. I hate that guy... he's such a Dr. Wil
the fucking best indian singer in the entire world, there's no excuse
Person 1 : Have you ever heard of Dr. Bombay?
Person 2: Dude, he's a fucking legend!
Person 1: I know, right?!