Fun Dracula(s) can often be identified by a few distinguishing characteristics.
1. A large, bulbous cranium.
2. Small, squinty, Asian-looking eyes.
3. Long, giraffe-like necks, capable of reaching great heights.
Lindsey has a large head, long neck, and might be Asian; I bet she is a Fun Dracula!
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Big breasts on a goth woman/girl.
"Hey, check out the Dracula biscuits on THAT one!"
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Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.
jon: tits are always better on goth girls
rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits
When one becomes so gangsterish, that they must feed off the blood of the none gangsterish. Making them a Fangster. The most powerful of all Fangsters is Gangster Dracula.
"You can't possibly compare me and Billy D. Williams. You just can't do it, it's impossible, we're both Gangster Dracula's."
A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*
Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?
Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!
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A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.
On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.
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Heβs a musician artist who makes the so much good songs. Songs: Killdozer, Paparazzi, SAY PLEASE, 1-800 CLOSE-UR-EYES. Billionaire (hes making a new song i bet.)
She: Hey whoβs Kim Dracula?
Him: Fuckin what? WHOS KIM DRACULA? HE DRIVES A MOTHER FUCKING ARMY TANK BUDDY AND HE MAKES MUSIC AND HE GOβS VROOM VROOM.
She: ok...
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