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A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
When your Android powered cell phone has been off for a while, or extreme popularity has caused it to ring multiple times in a row.
Hoes be makin' my phone droid out.
Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.
Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."
A llama made of robot droids; made out of books, robot parts, and underwear.
Llama Droid's have always been next to Llamas, you just have to look very closely.
Two guys who both have an cell phone that uses the Android Operating system.
He got the Verizon Droid and I got a Sprint Hero....we're now Droid Brothers
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droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.
friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!
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Anger felt immediately following the knowledge that the awesome app for iPhone is not available for Androids.
Betty got the Droid Rage when she found out that she couldn't play Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook from her Droid.
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