Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"
Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake”
Kevin Durant with the bucket
To take the easy way out. Can also relate to being Lebron James' bitch
Example 1: I can't beat the Warriors,so I'll join them and lose all my dignity in the process
Example: I'm 23 and still a virgin, I think I might pull a Durant and call a hooker