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Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.

Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.

by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017


Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake

"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021


Kevin Durant

Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after

I just Kevin Duranted them

by ToTotheTaco November 10, 2017


Kevin Durant

A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake

Kevin Durant with the bucket

by Jackisgoatlikekevin3469420 April 28, 2023


Durant

the best

vladi durant is the best

by haofaofiyafyifwoyuwgkgak May 3, 2022


Pull a Durant

To take the easy way out. Can also relate to being Lebron James' bitch

Example 1: I can't beat the Warriors,so I'll join them and lose all my dignity in the process

Example: I'm 23 and still a virgin, I think I might pull a Durant and call a hooker

by Sick Hunt July 5, 2016


Durantion

To meditate in a bin bag

Im so sad, im going to go and durantion.

by Cookiecats July 2, 2023