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To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.
But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.
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A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
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The act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having sexual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting
John: "When enjoying my glass of brandy just yestermonth, I thought of a swell idea."
Thomas: "Do tell, John."
John: "T'was what I call the duct tape trick! Yes, Rofus and I are quite happy together."
Thomas: "Needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this John"
John: "I concur."
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a mafia that has everything covered in duct tape: shoes' waletes, and even underwear, back packs originated in woodland,ca
all started with a sipmle braclet
wow did you see that hekka cool braclet i got, well im in the Duct tape mafia
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A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)
"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."
"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."
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When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.
I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.
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A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.
If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?
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