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A chippy dumb fuck is a guy who always fucks everything up he touches
Look at that chippy dumb fuck he just burned parts of the new shower door in the campfire
A stupid bitch (who keeps on having a crush on their closest friends and do nothing because they think they’re I’ll get rejected)
ACTUAL definition though: a stupid bitch who calls their friend everyday just to laugh and talk shit
Example 1: dumb fuck 2 is existing again
example 2: look at this dumb fuck 2
You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".
Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...
DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.
(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
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A Dumb Fucking Furry Is the most laziest piece of scum on earth. They are not considered human but instead a savaged animal raping beast. If you ever see one, then I suggest you play it up with C4.
Giga 1: yo you see that Dumb Fucking Furry?
Giga 2: yeah let's blow up that son of a bitch with C4!
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(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
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People who enoy such shows as The Simple Life, The OC, Nanny 911, or Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy.
Because Lindsay watches the OC religiously, she is a stupid dumb fucking idiot.
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a phrase used whenever mikey way (bassist of my chemical romance) enters a conversation
mikey: sup guys
hayley: mIKEY YOU DUMB FUCK
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