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When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
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completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.
That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
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Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
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Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,
what do you think?
Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet
mice,
Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,
in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice
for sayin that!
Person one: You got really worked up about that.
Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome
phrase that is.
Person one: Well I think that that phrase
is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
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Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.
“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
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Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.
Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!
Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.
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to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states
who often said incredibly dumb things
bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.