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50% more height, half the fat, double the gayness and 50% less anti-humans
near extinct species
Light Dwarf the next evolutionary downgrade of Dark dwarf
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A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.
Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...
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A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.
Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.
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Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.
Tough buggars on the battlefield.
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dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.
"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."
A term you say to your young nephew, in order to avoid offending him for not wanting to look after him and his friend in your own household, because you don't want kids running around in your house, prompting him to question your statement, so you make him feel more important than he actually is, which is really a kid.
Alan : "How about you have your friends come over here?"
Charlie : "Woah, woah, woah. No kids in my house."
Jake : "Im a kid..."
Charlie : "Well I don't think of you as a kid, I think of you as more of a..... "Gassy Dwarf"
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A tent effect created by an erected penis pushing the duvet upwards at one point.
The Dwarf Tent is created when someone lies down on their back under a duvet and their erected penis lifts the duvet creating a tent like effect.
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