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When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate
Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.
Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.
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When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)
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When you are about to bite a slice of pizza and the end droops on you as its about to enter your mouth.
This pizza has major pizzarectile dysfunction. I've yet been able to bite into it.
The phenomenon of a much-anticipated first date with an attractive woman which is ruined by her insistence on watching a movie in the "Twilight" series. The movies are so homoerotic that they often lead to a sudden, temporary inability to become sexually aroused.
Matt: "So how was your date with Marissa last night?"
Joe: "It was going really, really well until we watched 'Twilight'. She tried to give me a beej after the movie, and there was nothing I could do. I was totally limp; I had Twirectile Dysfunction. I think it was all the glittering men."