Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.
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The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker
I-Dyson-I go into league play
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
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The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.
Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara
Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.
Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!
To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.
In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.
Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get
Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass