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When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.
Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.
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The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker
I-Dyson-I go into league play
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
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Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.
Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!
The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.
Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara
He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games
Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player
That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”