Emu

An emu is a random boy who shouts out random words and can sometimes be quite amusing- but is mostly wierd.

Hey Emu!
You look like an emu, emu!

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Emu

The Largest And Thickest bird on earth. Emus cannot commit fly, therefore they must eat their over sized feathers. Emus grow from large Thicc dark green eggs the size of your hand. You must avoid baby Emus, They tend to tear ligaments from humans. If you see an Emu with lots of feathers it's Emo, give them love and attention and blast rock music.

Kid: “mommy what is that?”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”

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emu

a drug dealer with an extremeley huge ass and cant find pants to fit his/her huge ass

a fugly biatch who does drugs

damn those emus.

mr.ferguson is a really fat emu.

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Emu

Australian version of "emo".
Emo music produced or made in Australia. (b.werner)

Blink 182 etc play a style that is refered to as emo music, Emu is really the same music just produced in Australia.
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).

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emu

a large bird with a long neck. the word emu is also a one syllabel word

predator approaches,emu places head is put into ground and pretends to be invisible

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Emu

the only bird that's ever won a war against humans

Australia declared war on the Emu, then lost it to them.

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emu war

Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius

American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*

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