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The Era of the Tans

A period of darkness across the rank and file of the Highway Patrol. A period where management cares more about strict policy adherence than quality officers coming out of the Academy, and increased officer safety through better performing equipment and uniforms. A period where “do as I say and not as I do” has become the policy of all managers above the rank of sergeant.

The era of the tans:

Inclement weather will not “excessivley soil” tans. Therefore, the blue utility uniform is not acceptable.

We know your shift ends at 1500, but it’s 1458 and you’re already in civilian attire. We’ll have a talk with your supervisor about leaving early.

“We know you delivered a baby on the side of a freeway and it was filmed by news media. But you were wearing your blue uniform. Therefore, we’re giving you an MOD.”

by BlazingSaddles February 8, 2019

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Dangerous Era

An era in Michael Jackson's life right after the release of the Dangerous album. This era is filled with sexiness of the highest magnitude (as are all his other eras)

Friend 1: Yo! Did you see Mike in the Dangerous era?

Friend 2: Yeah! He's sex on legs!

by jacksonaguilera October 12, 2011

414👍 100👎


Flop era

When a person has no likes on tiktok so just starts posting memes and putting text over it in hopes of going viral.

person: Im in my flop era! i need more likes
*post something stupid*
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by zoesfireplace is the best!! December 5, 2021

78👍 17👎


artpop era

a term used in stan twitter, specially by the little monsters (Lady Gaga fanbase), to state that something happened was too ahead of its time to understand or appreciated by the general public

Ariana Grande is on her artpop era

*shows the picture of Ariana Grande licking donuts and cursing America*

by sssssllllll February 3, 2021

14👍 2👎


End of an Era

when you and your bro are about to part ways forever

Well bro, it's been fun being your roommate all of college man. Well we got to rage one last time to celebrate the end of an era!

by Childish Bambino November 14, 2017

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blessed era

The era in which max Holloway is beating the fuck out of everybody

Max: what era is it?
Audience: blessed era!

by Blessed era April 10, 2019


villian era

the act of not being a people pleaser and being so fucking unhinged

alissa: yeah, kelsey’s in her villian era now

britney: i know what happenedddd…… she came back to school with a glow up and a totally new vibe and i was like “GOO OFF BITCHHH!!!” and she said “i’m in my villian era now like cassie on euphoria”

by coppernickelfish May 2, 2022