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The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
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A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.
"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "
"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"
The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.
My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!
someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.
man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."
man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."
A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
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When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.
Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.
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A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.
Hey guys, do think it is a bad or awesome idea to eat this fourth easter sandwich?
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