Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

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I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

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“i eat ass with a little stink on it”

Something the extraordinary doctor Jay “That Dude” Perez once said.

when ur friend asks u about what type of ass u eat, u can say “i eat ass with a little stink on it”

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I eat ass so that's rad

A phrase an american said to me on instagram

"I eat ass so that's rad"

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Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

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eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

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