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What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.
Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!
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While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
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When a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole.
Jen: Mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight!
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A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.
I saw a solar eclipse.
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Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.
Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.
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The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.
"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."
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When A person blocks your view at a concert or movie.
The fat fucker sat in front of me causing a total theatrical eclipse.
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