Extremely retarded individual, no sense of hunor and will never accomplish anything
Boy 1: damn he is dumb
Boy2: yeah he is and Eduardo
the name of my scrumptious boyfriend. i wanna lick his bootyhole fr fr😩
eduardos gf: eduardo lemme eat yo bootyhole baby girl 😍
eduardo: yes mamas
boys named eduardo have very big cocks and will always treat a lady right and have ultimate rizz and will treat lady’s names dulce right especially especially short dulces who are in 7th grade
a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)
"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."
Sucks dick for free is always lieng and never takes a shower however he is bisexual and slep with is own mother