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Omg look at Eduardo! He has a big dick!
Eduardo is the best one
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chillest dudes ever, probably mexican or latino, smoke too much weed, dress like bums and are handsome as fuck typically seen fucking bitches left and right
Person 1: yo who smoked all my weed and fucked my mom?
Person 2: provably eduardo
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boys named eduardo always have a big cock ultimate rizz and will always treat a lady right especially short girls named dulce who are in 7th grade
damn i want to fuck eduardo and my names dulce
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Is a medium height Hispanic who probably is stuck up and I'm 100% sure they're breathe stinks
Eduardo: hey bro!
bro: damn mf yo breathe stank
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A idiot that bully's girls saying that they are not good enough for their crush by saying they are fat. A crazy guy who laughs weird and goes around stealing girls phones till they chase him around. A bad artist who's so full of himself. A liar who says they have the latest technolgy but really don't. A guy who can't give up on a girl even tho she rejected him multiply times. Very cocky and talks bad when they are right next to you but then notices and acts friendly. Again this isn't for most Eduardo's but for some others just might be annoying and others might be really sweet.
" There goes Eduardo stealing another girls phone?"
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who the fuck names their kid eduardo that sucks if it’s your name
person one: “hey look it’s eduardo”
person two: “who the fuck looks at a kid and goes ‘yup it’s an eduardo’”
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Eduardo is a person who can be loving or caring but most likely isn’t he gets a lot of girls and chooses to cheat or brake up with them for no reason. He will tell you he loves you and make you feel important but the next day will ignore you like he don’t even know who you are. He got an excuse for everything like he planned whatever he did wrong out and from my experience I wouldn’t recommend dating an eduardo but there is one good thing I will say about Eduardo he listens and is very funny I won’t say he cares if he hurts you but he will listen to what you have to say. Eduardo’s are cute and got a stupidly cute smile a smile that will make you fall in love but I wouldn’t say to cause he can make you feel like your nothing by the way he treats girls. If an eduardo is reading this TREAT GIRLS BETTER.
“It’s Eduardo again I can’t anymore with him”
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