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A fictional vampire from the Twlight series. He is apperantly "the perfect guy", so perfect in fact that all girls gain ridiculously high standards after reading about him.
Despite the fact that he is one - fictional, two - the living undead, and three - a creep that will watch girls sleep; girls still want him more and more.
He has the ability to fly, turn others into vampires, sparkle (gay), and apparently steal the girlfriend of a guy with the voted-on title "most amazing boyfriend"
Girl: Listen sweatheart, we need to break up.
Guy: Wait why? You just said that I was the most amazing boyfriend that you've ever had. Your friends even voted on it.
Girl: You are...
Guy: Then why do you want to break uo? Is there another guy?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: ...
Girl: You see, you're here *raises hand up to forehead-level* but, Edward Cullen is up here *raises other hand about 2 inches higher*.
Guy: ... Wait are you really dumping me because of a fictional vampire?
Girl: Yes...
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A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun.
His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.
Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".
Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.
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An extremely attractive male vampire who can read peoples minds from the Twilight Saga. A series of movies between a vampire (Edward) and a human girl (Bella) who fall in love. In the movies Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattinson.
Bro you wanna watch Twilight
Sure I want me some Edward Cullen!
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1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.
2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.
Edward Cullen.
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The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
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Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
Edward Cullen is gonna come into your mom's bedroom tonight.
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A craddle robbing Vampire, who stalks teenage girls. Steals the heart of Bella then make her a nut and then comes back to her knowing she has nothing better in her life and probably minipulates the fact that she's vulberable and he could do anything he wanted to her because she can't fight back.
(fake not in the sags)
The sun goes down mom called telling asking me about my love interest when Edward comes out of nowhere. i hang up and he tells me to be perfectly still. I close my eys wondering what is he going to do and he kisses me that turns from a peck on the lips to a extreme make out session. He holds me down by my wrist and rips my clothes off and stuffs a shread of my shirt into my mouth muffling my screams. Charlie is on an over nihgt fishing trip. Nobody is home. "Bella stay still and it will be over sooner" He whispers.
I spit out thestrip and say "Edward please no".
"You said you rather die than be without me so do this and you'll have me forever".
Tears stream down my face as he pumps through me smiling each time I beg him to stop. I try to dig my fingers into his granite skin but nothing but throbbing fingers. After an hourof pain from his granite cock going in and out of my body I pull my covers over my body and hejust says "I'll be back tomorrow night I'm your forever Bella"
Why do I still love him, after just having my virginity taken away from me and I didn't even put up a fight, I couldn't he held me down. Like he said as if I could fight him off. Edward Cullen is my love but am I his?
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