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The sweetest and funniest and cutest short Portuguese person you will ever meet. :) He always knows what to do and say to make you smile and laugh and he's just absolutely adorable. :D
Wow! Did you see that new guy in class??
Ya. He is such an Elijah!
I know right. He is so cute.
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really sweet, hott, nice, ripped, sexy. you go out with him then he breaks up with you leaving you broken hearted for 3 months and everyone expecting you to get back together (still waiting) kisses perfectly and is totally into boobs
"ugh my shirt comes up to high, elijah"
"well god you whorrrrrable person" *kisses forehead*
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Elijah is a total badass. He fights for what he believes. Hey has a sense of humor, and is an amazing person. He is totally strong, and isn't scared of beating anyone's ass, but Elijah also has a soft side to him like no other. Yes he may sound like a total bitch some times, but he is sweet, and is an amazing friend. And if you are his girlfriend you are one lucky girl because no matter what Elijah will fight for you, and will beat anyone's ass who messes with th you.
It is great to be Elijah friend
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A guy with a huge penis and is hot af
He loves girls with a big booty and boobs
I wish I had Elijah In my life
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the first name
a) of a hobbit,
b) a catholic prophet,
c) the representative of the seventh district of maryland,
d) the first name of the rock-socksiest boy around.
a) Elijah blinked his large blue eyes and shook his curly hair.
b) Elijah preached to many.
c) Gee, Elijah proposed a whizz-bang of a bill in Congress yesterday.
d) Elijah is so cute, he makes me want to cuddle him like a giraffe.
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The guy that you play family monopoly with and always wants to be the banker so he can steal the crisp orange money. Elijah is also a guy who is usually an extrovert but is really shy, falls to pure pressure and always is that one guy who laughs at every instagram meme. A lot of girls like him as a friend but he has no idea why. An elijah can also be the guy who likes anime and is really committed to school video games like Khan Academy or Kahoot!. But, Elijah is a really nice guy and will always be there for you and make you laugh but, his only flaw would be he is lazy(never does chores or homework but when he does he does it well).
Female friend: "you're so stupid Elijah"
Elijah: "oh ok"
Female friend: "aww no just kidding your cool"
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