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When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.
Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet
When ur getting fucked by a ginger using Ranch for lube and he pulls out and shoved it in your mouth leaving you dripping Ranch and Cum from your mouth hole....
That ginger just gave her the dirty Elisha
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elisha and makai are the perfect couple! when they meet they may not talk alot and may not try to get to know eachother * AT FIRST* when elisha and makai become a couple, rules will be broken for them to be together they will do absolutely anything to be together there love is unbreakable, they may go through alot in there relationship but they will always make it through💖there the PERFECT COUPLE, they'll never break up with eachother😍there love is stronger than anything, they may have there differences but they will always try there best to understand eachother💍and when they hug, the people stop and stare 🤗makai is the perfect guy for elisha he will always be there for her and he will always be loyal, kind and protective. dont be fooled elisha may seem nice and sweet but when it comes to makai she can go to 0-100 REAL QUICK! she loves makai more than anything she loves him very dearly and is the jealous type (so dont go messing with her man!) makai and elisha are the goofy, weird,cute, loyal, special, couple and they will last forever ❤
elisha and makai are the best couple on earth!
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Whenever you shit on the bed and lick it up and throw it on your head and then stick your head up your boyfriends bum and then say “that’s radical”
Friend: bro you just did a dirty Elisha
Other friend: I know right!
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She's the sweetest and kindness person you will ever meet in ur entire world, Elisha Mae is very shy but when u know her more she will show u her true attitude she's crazy and funny, she's pretty in inside and outside! You can trust her because shes so kind and she can keep secrets. Elisha mae is a good friend she's so friendly even tho she's always shy for people she doesn't know yet. Istg you will love being with Elisha Mae <33
Girl 1: oh that's a new girl her name is Elisha Mae?
Girl 2: yeah and I used to talk to her yesterday, she's so cute and nice but kinda shy.
Girl 1: I can see that it's obvious hehehe, lets go I wanna know her more...
Girl 2: okayyyy thisss will be funn..
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Developing a new idea independently (i.e., without assistance of others), only to discover that someone else has already developed the same idea.
Named for Elisha Grey, who invented the telephone independently of and at the same time as Alexander Graham Bell. Though they filed for patents on the same day, Bell won the patent battle in court.
I had a brilliant idea the other day about how this neighborhood really could use a donut-shop. Then, I found out one is scheduled to open next week. Guess I have Elisha Grey Syndrome.