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Gathering for senile african american patriots and evangelists that consists of lounging in hotel lobbies and remaining passive throughout long-winded speeches. Often enough, many of its members can also be found in the cancer ward as most of them house an avid addiction to cigarettes.
Oh shit; they be forming an Elks Lodge in this hotel!
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elk hunting is the practice of eating Ecstasy, Lucy (LSD), and Ketamine and enjoying the drug synergy.
dude i went elk hunting last night and learned about the 6th dimension.
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a sexual act where one would fart in the partners face while before cumming while he/she going to give "a blowjob"
hey d-breezy i gave her an elk-a-bong last night.
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A gamey piece of meat. Also, a guy who is a game player with women.
That elk sirloin took me on a date and ended up leaving the bar with another woman.
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Elk Horn is a small Danish town, located in Iowa. Home to the Danish Windmill. The people of Elk Horn are friendly and really welcoming. The sports program at Elk Horn-Kimballton is outstanding, in my oppinion. If you were to walk in the halls of Elk Horn Kimballton Community School while kids were in between classes, you wouldn't see gangs. You wouldn't see students shoving insults at eachother and cussing. You would hear kids chattering "Hello", because everyone knows everyone in that school. You would also notice this guy named Zach, just because he's soo tall(6'5"). You would see teachers standing at their doors with friendly looks on thier faces. You would also notice Jen's gorgeous face. If you don't, you're blind, because it's absolutly breathtaking. Anyways, the closeness of all the students is what makes the sport teams so successful. This kindness is also demonstated throughout the town.
Elk Horn is a very pleasant town, and you should visit it someday.
I want to raise my children in Elk Horn, Iowa.
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Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life
Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.