Emote(Emoticon)

An annoying face that comes up when ever you try to do a smily face on facebook. Their fucking annoying, sometimes you want a smiley face to be a smiley face or a happy face to be a happy face. But no an accual face comes up. Yes their are ways that you can prevent this annoying little fuck to come up, but we should't have to figure out ways to stop them from coming. So this is to you emoticon, go fuck yourself.

Fuck you emote(emoticon) :)

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emo emoticon

Similar in structure to the Pirate emoticon "P )" the emo emoticon replaces the colon and semi-colon in a standard emoticon with a capital "F" representing the cliche half covered face of an emo kid.

Since emo kids generally don't express many emotions other than despair, bleakness, rage, or indifference their emoticons therefore lack variety.

Since emo kids are never happy the happiest form of an emo emoticon is as follows:

F |

The standard indifferent form is: F /

Finally, the following characters should not be used when typing an emo emoticon since it would be contradictory to their nature: "P" ")" "" "D" "O"

Guy 1 - Hey dude what's up?
Guy 2 - nm F /
Guy 1 - huh? what's up?
Guy 2 - I just broke up with my girlfriend so I'm using emo emoticons and listening to "Fix You" by Coldplay on repeat
Guy 1 - ah dammit not this again, well you should come to this party tonight...there will be alot of cute girls there
Guy 2 - F /
Guy 1 - Fine be that way...you suck all the fun out when you're like this

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anime emoticons

The ridiculous internet "language" often found in chatrooms and on messageboards that confuse more people than ever due to its idiocy. Examples are ^_^ and ^_ ~ and o.0 and even more complex emoticons than that. Usually the same geeks that tAlk LiKe tHis and are into role playing and sci-fi garbage (Star Trek, Farscape, etc.) and fantasy crap (Lords of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc). Also, they seem to be socially inept creatures who feel the need to fit in somehow so they adopt this geek-speak nonsense.

I love anime emoticons <<*>> ^_^ ^_~ o.0 0.0 oooh I'm having so much fun! Must run along now, Farscape is gonna be on tv!!

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fight me emoticon

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.

(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. <3}

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middle finger emoticon

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Take that ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ (middle finger emoticon)

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cleavage emoticon ( ° Y ° )

Cleavage, Big boob, fake boob

For example in a texto you can use this cleavage emoticon ( ° Y ° ) to said something like : Look that ( ° Y ° ) girl

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single emoticon response syndrome

when her reply to anything you said is a single emoticon. in most cases the same one again and again.

you - blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah

your crush - :D

you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome