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A name Brazilian soccer moms give their kids so they sound fancy and European despite living in a slum.
"I'll name him Enzo Gabriel, such a beautiful name!"
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enzo is the stupidest person you will ever meet. he probably was finished with pee at birth.
he litteraly doesnt know how to speak, he's a little piece os shit, he doesnt know how to do anything, he never shuts the fuck up.
this dude has nothing else to do than to vent on his huge cock so stay away from him, esapcially young kids.
protect eveyrone from him.
enzo has a huge cock
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Enzo is something you wouldn’t think. Enzo is very smart and nice till you meet him. He is kinda dirty minded but will push that aside for a friend. Enzo is in love with memes and loves the office. Enzo has a very unusual sense of humor but you will find yourself laughing.Enzo is weird,but so are his friends (me). Enzo is the exact opposite of athletic but he is nice, funny, and is Enzo.
He gets all the cuuchie he can get his hands on, has a 1ft dick and is good in bed, and he likes Mac and Cheese.
Rude guy: did you hear what Enzo did?
Enzo’s friend: what
Rude guy: he said “. “
5 minutes later
Enzo’s friend: ok and it’s a meme and from the office that’s a total Enzo thing
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My crackhead cat that is named after the car!!
Enzo Fat Fuck Kitty is his name!
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The most Fuc*ing annoying and disrespectful baby in the world. He's a wus and thinks he can get every girl he wants and mistreats them. **THOT alert. He moves way to fast in a relationship. Like I mean WAY TO FAST.
**** DO NOT DATE AN ENZO****
Just straight up NO Enzo
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hes ugly,rude and disrespectful never get near one
jimmy:hey there goes enzo
mia:we better get out of gis way he stinks
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Big fucking retard. Likely Pedophile and snitch after that.
Person one: “Who’s noncing on my sister!”
Person two: “Enzo, the fucking retard”
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