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After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.
Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.
The city that holds the title for worst weather in the Milky Way. Winter lasts from November to April. Because of this, certain non-residents think they can cruise at 10 mph on I-90 and they still end up fish tailing into a guard rail. If weather isn't bad enough, crime outweighs it. Over thirty murders, robberies, and meth lab explosions happen every minute. The catchy tune of the Millcreek Mall song is the only thing that tunes out the sound of gunshots. A good form of entertainment is going to the lake and swimming in the borderline freezing water. Which isn't too bad, except for the fact that there's more globs of algae than water molecules. People who grow up there usually never leave. Even though they bragged about leaving for much of their childhood. After high school, most teens take up the job of drug dealing. In fact, pot plants and used needles outnumber the general population. At least the local hospitals get good business.
Person #1: Dude, what happened?
Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.
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A county in New York. Arguably the best county in New York State, Erie County (which, no contest IS the best county in WNY) has Buffalo and several other towns such as Hamburg, West Seneca, Orchard Park, Aurora, Lancaster, Tonawanda, Amherst, Cheektowaga, etc.
No matter what food may urge someone to claim Erie County and Western New York is the land of the bland, once one tries Buffalo's chicken wings, the delicious perfection of this Buffalo area specialty will make one regret any past grudges and dislikes on the area's food.
Erie County has several towns, and exploring each one will surely have one wanting to move to their desired town to call their hometown for as long as they want to live in Western New York or Erie County.
Erie County is simply the heart and soul of Western New York, and the spirit of Buffalonians or Hamburgers or Orchard Park residents or West Senicans, etc. shows how much an Erie County resident / Western New Yorker values his or her hometown.
I checked out Erie County and was drawn to Hamburg and want to call it my hometown. Some think Hamburg's just a town, but I think it's my second home. It can't be just me though, I saw an old lady in her 70s / 80s that said she's a lifetime Orchard Park resident, indubitably the desire to move to the town of one's choice and to call one's desired town his or her hometown is only understand by people who like those specific towns.
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A daily activity, often smoking marijuana or hustling contraband.
Smoke weed ery day.
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Historic Beach town in Southern Coast of Ontario, that neighbours Buffalo NY, with some the nicest beaches, a lot of people don't know about! SO shhhhh our secret!
Black history is an important part of the Town's history. The Niagara river was a main route used by fugitive slaves fleeing to Canada. aka the underground railroad!
W.E.B DuBois initiated the Niagara Movement here laying the foundation for the NAACP.
There were three main areas settled by black immigrants in Fort Erie dubbed: Little Africa, Bertie Hill and Snake Hill.
Road in Fort Erie, the Niagara parkway was referred to by Sir Winston Churchill as "the prettiest Sunday afternoon drive in the world."
Nick Name: The Fort
Tourist: Fort Erie is historic AF, I had not clue!!
Local: HEll Yea Eh!
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APOTI ERI is a special person with a very rare yorubaname which means Ark of Covenant/Testimony. The name means A Carrier of God's presence.
Apoti Eri is an ardent lover of God and people. He sees and wants the best for everyone. Apoti Eri is an optimistic individual with an aura of positivity and joy. When you see an Apoti Eri, you see someone who has gone through thick and thin and is still smiling because he's confident of the God he carries within. He has nothing to fear.
Don't mess with that guy oh, he's an Apoti Eri.
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The very inevitable and unfortunate wave of despair and anger that results from spending extended periods of time in Erie, PA. It is believed to be caused by the town's lack of values as a whole from the highest to the lowest levels of city and social infrastructure. Another possibility may be the large quantity of elicit substances that travel to and through town which the youth helplessly fall victim to. Outsiders are most perceptible to this phenomenon. Though there is no known remedy, the lucky few who escape this do so by finding refuge with select good company.
Ed: yo I cant get out of this erie funk. Just leads to drinking and smoking everyday.
Dan: yeah me too man. Lets get out of town this weekend.