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when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!
Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse
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The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling
Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!
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A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!
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Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from
Oh my god you didn't do it well enough
God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot
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Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.
Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."
Then later,
Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."
Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.
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A word that no one has ever heard about. Technically something that a drama queen would say.
Cheyenne: I made out with your boyfriend last night
Whitney: excuse-a-may?!
Dickhead Excuse
When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.
Genius:”Something extremely interesting”
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it