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A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.
Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it
It’s basically when you have intent of committing a federal crime like robbery. When you’re doing it and someone dies in the process you’ll get charge with it.
2 siblings robs the store and the store owner kills the guy and the other one survives . The survivor goes to jail and be charged with felony murder because it’s basically his fault that his sibling died.
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Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.
Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!
A blunt with over 20.0 grams of marijuana inside. Possession of over 20.0 grams is considered a felony in most states.
Damn I rolled a felony blunt son -yesterday mornin son - smoked dat shit to tha dome and I just woke up fo minutes ago
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A particularly attractive posterior booty, male or female, that might lead one to do something he or she would not otherwise do.
Girl, the felonious trunk booty on that guy over there might make me lose my mind!
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The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.
We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!
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