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1: hey do you wanna play fortnite?
2: ew wtf
Once upon a time it used to be a Great game. Now its "Justin *Groan* *Groan*. "Piece Control Kyle" so uhhh yea
"Hey Jared did you play fortnite yesterday?
"No you fucking dumbass what are you 9?"
An overhyped game that is somehow still alive. Usually all the squeakers hang out on Xbox Live playing this with their fellow screamers. For some reason people love to harass and assault you if you’re a “default skin”, because apparently it totally matters. Seriously just let the people play the goddamn game with whatever skin they want, dumbass. Fortnite is also why people are getting views making Fortnite Addicted Child Dr. Phil videos. Nowadays, most people think to themselves “What has the world come to.” Remember when Minecraft was still alive? Good times.
Person 1: *walking in the hallway*
Person 2: “dO yOu pLaY fOrTnItE???”
Person 1: “No.”
Person 2: “wHy?”
Person 1: “BECAUSE ITS STUPID!”
Person 3: “OMG HE DOESNT PLAY FORTNITE!?”
*everyone but person 1 starts screaming about Fortnite stuff although nobody cares what they say*
A man above the age of 30 who is still a virgin
That guy is a fortnite.
A video game released for PC, PS4, and XBox One which virgins play for pleasure instead of finding sex. Some side effects to playing this is as follows - Annoying Snapchat stories, anxiety, and wanting die.
Yo, I’m finna play fortnite and masturbate at the same time.
30👍 7👎
Fortnite the game that makes you want to kill everyone’s family and sometimes just play it and still think of suicide but then you get a win then your ok
I got killed I hope the guy who killed me there family burns to death fortnite
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An overrated, overhyped, and overplayed video game that sucks complete ass. This game is for 12 year old's that can't steal their mum's credit card to buy a real game like PUBG. Hell, even H1Z1 is better than this shit. If this gets disliked, its likely a sweaty ass fanboy that likes watching Ninja and Ali-A everyday. This game crashes when you press X by the way. How's that for a game that's "better than PUBG" you Fortnite battle pass virgins.
Virgin 1: FORTNITE IS THE BEST GAME LOL HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW DAB EMOJI XDDDD
Virgin 2 (possibly 11): LMAO I GOT A SOLO WIN THE OTHER DAY I GOT LIKE 2 KILLS IM LITERALLY(said in a leafy voice) NINJA LOL XDDDDDD I HAVE THE HITMAN SKIN BTW SO IM PRO
61👍 18👎