A short but incredibly angry goblin, who likes to hit random people when they get near him. He loves to eat feini sosรค vo de doris but he also has a very tiny dick. He adores the swiss folklore and also plays the รถrgeli.
Jo look, there's Fabio Stalder. He is playing the รถrgeli so well!
The most legendary member of italy. He makes good pizza as well. He is also the best diver in the italian team.
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A drag king with a beard drawn with eyeliner and mascara. A Fabio Enchilada wears women's jeans, but wears a large men's work shirt. A Fabio Enchilada has a Russian accent that sometimes sounds Transylvanian.
"Did you see that guy?"
"That was a girl"
"She's totally a Fabio Enchilada!"
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The art of creating a masterpiece with stray hairs on the shower wall.
Sandy was pissed her roommate was taking so long to shower but when she saw the beautiful "Happy Birthday" Fabio Art on the wall she knew she couldn't be mad anymore.
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They are two people who are just made for each other. They're relationship will be beautiful like no other. Dalila will love Fabio with all her heart and Fabio will give his life for her. They will secretly like each other without them knowing , but when they come out and say what they feel the most romantic love story yet may unfold.
Girl- I wish I had a relationship like Dalila and Fabio do.
Girl- I know right , Dalila and Fabio are the perfect relationship ever
fabio and dalila - are the most wonderful relationship
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A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese
an offshoot of 80s glam metal/butt rock that is more romance novel oriented than the cartoonish sleaze of bands like poison and motley crue. the biggest fabio rock band is whitesnake. lead singer david coverdale's "i really love you and need your tender lovin" lyrical style and dress shirt/long styled hairdo symbolize the fabio rock aesthetic. the name "fabio rock" comes from romance novel cover model fabio. some other fabio rock bands are steelheart,lion,and house of lords. fabio rock really doesnt exist anymore in a commercial sense,but its still a favorite among classic rock and construction rock fans.
i cant stand whitesnake and their stupid "ooh i love you baby"- all that fabio rock shit sucks!!
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