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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 5, 2009

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fill the crack with fabric

an expression used as slang of a woman wearing a thong, hence fill the crack with fabric.

basically, thong, which means fill the crack with fabric

by gerr7 August 5, 2008

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Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

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Fabricant

The collective noun for dildos or other objects shaped like an aroused penis which are deployed for sexual stimulation.

We were quite shocked by the scale of the Fabricant in my late Aunt's bedside drawer.

by Russell Dust May 5, 2024


Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.

John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.

by Mr Goliath Balls April 13, 2022


Fabric swallower

When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...

Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!

by Pygmy Hunter July 10, 2017


SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE

SWAP HE FOR HER and FUCK UP HER NAME not intentionally BUTT his name is ill conceived but it smokes out THE CORRECT DATES.

Oh , know yeah I did see R L GRIMES but that was not her that was HIM from the LA but the thing that is FUNNY as SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE made a splash by "hitting her ATITUDE towards the WORLD right on TARGET and because "SHE HAD A H0LE IN HER MATTRESS that ELON REEVE MUSK needed to keep from the world seeing as the following immediately comes out "Grimes Admits To Hacking, Blackmailing Indie Music Blog Hipster Runoff. People usually don't flippantly recount committing federal cybercrime as โ€œmy coolest hacker moment,โ€ but that's what musician Claire Boucher, better known as Grimes, just did.Mar 24, 2022 and thus she is R L GRIMES too because 666 C0DE GRIMES tried fabricating when with ELON TEEVE MUSK they were living like PAUPERS and ANAL ALAN turns out to be an ASS because his ASS PEN happens to be wrong about meeting her but HIM instead , "as you might say , "HE ATE THE EATILY without being there by BEING INSTEAD at TAEILY BUTT happily "WHAT A M0VEMENT!!!!

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022