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Facebookitis

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.

Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 4, 2009

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Facebook

When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.

Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*

Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*

Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"

by Speckdahl18 December 14, 2010

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facebook

a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.

Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"

by bored2 February 6, 2010

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facebook

death to grades

WHenever I use facebook, my grades drop

by fbooker May 9, 2010

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facebook

To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.

It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.

New haircut? Facebook it!

Facebook me?

Want to be facebook friends?

I facebooked my car.

That deserves facebooking!

by mariathepirate March 21, 2007

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facebook

the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.

John! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook!

by naomiDova May 5, 2008

75๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


facebook

a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.

"call me mr. facebook, i can make your grades drop"
-to the tune of bedrock-

by seriousfacebookaddict101 July 17, 2010

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