fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

fainte

The groove in between your nose & top lip.
(Representing a face taint)

Oi mate!, give ya fainte a wipe could ya? .. It's got shit on it.

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

Mitchell Faint

Asuka kinnie

That's a real "Mitchell Faint"

Faint

Face taint, the place between your forehead and nose.

To help me sleep my husband will stroke my faint.

Faint young sun

I liked that one better.

Hym "I did like Faint Young Sun. But I might LITERALLY be Escanor so I'm showing my bias a little."

Mental faint

Another way of expressing "mental breakdown" whether you use it as a noun or an adverb (mentally faint or faint mentally).

I am losing it and am going to have a mental faint.

A major mental faint is imminent.

I am going to mentally faint.

I am fainting mentally.