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When a man inserts only his balls in a girls vagina and then jacks off on her face.
She got the old Reginold Fairfield pulled on her.
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Richest county in one of the richest states in the richest country in the world. Bridgeport and Norwalk are the only two places in ffld county where you can find hard working people. People from westport, darien, greenwich... are afraid of people from bpt. and nwlk. Im damn proud to be from BPT.
Westport kid : " Oh man ... I saw this kid from bridgport the other day... I almost pooped! Luckily I was right by the club so I stopped off and changed my tennis shorts, can you believe that??.. luckily he knew I was from Westport so he knew I was gay and left me alone... crazy huh?"
Bridgeport kid : " Right now I wish murder was legal."
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Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘
Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university
Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!
According to a recent report the lower coastal section is richest region in America. This uptight, horrible area has towns like New Canaan, Westport and Darien where the cops pull you over for anything. Homes under 2.5M are nothing special and just look like regular homes. The place isnt normal!
dont move here unless you want to compete with everyone about who has more
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The Underage Drinking Capitol of the United States. The heart of it is in New Canaan Connecticut.
Kids from Fairfield County, as freshman in college they can outdrink college seniors.
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The county that contains many wonderfully rich towns such as Darien and New Canaan. Known for its ritzy homes, fabulous public schools, rich residents, gorgeous scenery and high-class society. However, crappy towns such as Norwalk pollute Fairfield County's should-be-spotless image. Don't plan on getting a house in this area unless you spend your life trying to impress...or if you don't want to spend less than a mil on a house.
So where do you want to move when you grow up?
Oh probably Darien or Norwalk.
Do you have a mil to spend on a house?
No way dude!
Then don't plan on coming within a yard of Fairfield County.
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Fairfield Prep is an all boys Jesuit school in the Connecticut suburbs of New York. After going there for 4 years, I can conclude that the school is only good for student athletes, particularly hockey, lacrosse, football, and basketball players. If you are an academic minded person who doesn't play sports, go to Regis or your local high school (as long as it doesn't suck). There are a lot of assholes and a growing number of losers. Don't confuse this school with an actual "Prep School". Despite the cost and the clothing, it is more like a public school; its nothing compared to a Philips Exeter or a Taft in academics and it has a public school feeling. Not that kids dont go to great schools, its just that the average kid is more of a slacker.
Example 1 goes to Fairfield Prep. With his 3.9 gpa and captainship of the hockey team, he got into Yale.
Example 2 goes to Fairfield Prep. Despite having a 4.0, he is a loser. He, like every fifth kid, goes to Boston College.
Example 3 is a loser. He has some shit g.p.a and probably couldn't run a mile. He got expelled or asked to leave for some bullshit reason. Prep is full of guys like him.
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