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A person whom farts near others and then simply walks on or out of the room, leaving the stinky aftermath and avoiding blame.
Can be called a DBF for short.
Adam: Umm bye guys, got to go.
*leaves*
Jake: *sniff* Aww man, was that you?
Dave: Nah it was Adam, he's such a Drive-By-Farter.
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Some body who lays a silent but grossley smelly fart and walks off like nothing ever happened..
There twenty people on a bus. One guy passes that stink goul fart very quietly with nobody the wiser and gets off at the next stop. Ten seconds after he's gone, everybody wants to know who farted. Somebody shouts "phantom farter stikes again"
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Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
A pencil in the butt while farter
"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"
A series of written chronicles developed by Poopy Pants McWhorter Inc. It depicts the tale of a boy named Farter.
"Have you read the newest farter manga?"
"Dude it's so good"
Someone who farts on a hot mic.
David hot farts in Discord whenever he eats chili. He sure is a hot farter.
A person who farts publicly usually without shame
Harold: *Fart*
Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in