faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

to work faster

This words words is so self explanatory it doesn't require an explanation

You have to Work faster idiots

Gravitating Faster

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget