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Fat-Ass Magenta

Name to describe people with a typically bitchy, annoying, slap-you-in-your-fat-fuck-face personality. Common amongst individuals with the name "Michael," which may be due to the fact that over two percent of Americans have been presented with that name by their parents.

Fat-Ass Magentas usually talk nonstop about the most retarded crap. They do not leave you alone, disregard personal space, rarely shower, have relatively gross facial features, and are indeed fat. The term, Fat-Ass Magenta, can be used as an insult, although primarily used to express hard feelings or hate toward someone. In the long run, Fat-Ass Magentas only need a decent amount of patience, tolerance, and the ability to see from both perspectives, in order to find the best in the person.

YO!!!! Fat-Ass Magenta, leave me the hell alone, and stop breathing in my damn ear!!

by I Love To Give The Truth July 1, 2013


fat ass fart

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

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kick fat ass

usually done during a contact sport of some sport catholic school kids do this expectionally well a
also known as: kfa pronounced cafe or kaf-fey

We totally just kicked fat ass!

Wow! those girls kicked kfa-ed during that basketball game.

Way to kick fat ass!

by youknow.whoiam September 1, 2010


Veteran fat ass

It is a person who has been fat for atleast 5 years and no longer gets offended by fat jokes. this person will laugh along with fat jokes and enjoys eating food

YO XZAVIER YOU ARE A FAT MAN!!! hahaha i dont care im a veteran fat ass i dont get offended anymore

by ttommy898989 January 20, 2015


fat ass walk

Walking a long distance

Son: dad can you pick me up from school
Dad: ha better walk
Son: hell nah that's a fat ass walk

by Chris T Brown December 9, 2015

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Little Fat Ass

LFA's are small hot bitches who have a disproportionately big ass. They spend their days being whistled at and having their asses slapped. Usually seen in rap music videos and on college campuses around North America.

The best type of girl to stuff your antler in.

"That girl in the yellow shirt making sandwiches is a prime LFA."

"All I want right now is to slap around a little fat ass."

by pjohnso89 September 18, 2011

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fat ass minute

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.

Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.

by Dani2yung December 10, 2014

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