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I got a new foreign feature for my girl friend's birth day. It moves like the wind.
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someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.
"that boy's face has cock features"
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A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."
Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."
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When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.
"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."
"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.
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A man-made landmark, building or anything that is built by humans (not something that is formed naturally). Housing areas and parks are examples of human features including urban areas.
The Eiffel Tower is a human feature in France because humans built it and it wasn't formed naturally
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Physical features are the features that you see.
Her physical features are that she is wearing white pants and a black shirt
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hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,
general greeting as in "hey shit features"
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