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National long distance relationship day. If you are in a long distance relationship you will have some fun with each other in february 14
Oh yes its february 14 ima get some
National chase your short friend day
“You know what day it is?”
“What.. oh no! February 14th!”
The day where you must kiss your significant other. I don't care where you guys are, kiss them! If you kiss them in front of friends or at school, you get double points...
Girl: *kisses SO*
SO: Aww, thanks. That was amazing. But why was it so important to be in front of all our friends?
Girl: Because it's February 14
SO: Well thanks. I loved it
Girl: Of course! I love you
The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.
(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)
Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...
"Hey bro today is February 14 I should ask Keionna out!"
"Do it bro!"
"Hey Keionna wanna go out"
"Of course!"
On February 14 kiss your single homies so they know they are Loved
“Ay bro come here it’s February 14 so you know what that means”
"International" No Immigrants Day. Immigrants such as Latinos and other minorities were INTENDED to not go to work or school or stores. Just stay at home. As a Hispanic, I can confirm that this was an epic fail. Just do it next year or whatever. Protesting to earn citizenship but I just wanna stay home.
Person 1: Yo, are you going to work tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man, tomorrow is February 14th. Imma stay home