oi fey

The correct definition of oi vey, many uneducated commoners believe that oi vey is the correct definition, however it is not. As a true professor, the philosophy is actually that the word "oi vey" is incorrect, the true spelling of the word, is oi fey.

Oi fey, Ive become more prettier than her smh

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Xiao Fei Xia

- XFX
- a term used to describe the fans of the actor Xiao Zhan
- mandarin for Peter Pan
- sounds similar to Mandarin word "shrimp" so sometimes they refer to themselves "Shrimp"or "Peter Pan".

Symbol: 🦐

Xiao Fei Xia are loyal.
Xiao Zhan fans are called Xiao Fei Xia.

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Tina Fey Glasses

1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.

"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"

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da fei gei

slang: to wank, to jerk off

A Cantonese word, literally meaning "hit aeroplane" or "shoot aeroplane". It originally referred to the cocking motion of certain anti-aircraft missiles, which looks just like masturbating.

It's also used in Mandarin, where the pronunciation is "da fei ji"

Wo mei tian da fei ji!
(I jerk off every day)

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Tina Fey Effect

A term used to describe a person who mysteriously gets hotter the longer you look at her / him. Not to be confused with beer goggles, as no alcohol is involved with the Tina Fey Effect.

Man, the Tina Fey Effect is definitely making that blonde in the corner look better the closer we get to closing time.

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Sei Fei Zai

Sei fei zai (死肥仔) is a way to call your child fat and is usually said when a mother is calling their child to get their fat ass over there.

"Hey! Sei fei zai! Get over here."

Fab Fei

1: A champion with fantabulous glasses, fabulous looks, meticulous hair, sedulous sense of humor and incredulous mind. Known to enjoy excellent television programs such as Spongebob SquarePants (a show depicting the life of someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea) and the Simpsons. The Fab Fei should not be confused with The Fabulous Fab of Government Sachs or the biweekly Canadian magazine targeted at males of the homosexual persuasion.

Example 1: "I really wish I were you Fab Fei, but since I cannot attain the apex of coolness, would you mind telling me how I can become more Fabulous?"
Example 2: "Hey Fab Fei, can you sign my boots? It'll make my boyfriend really jealous!"
Example 3: "Nice fabs Fab Fei, have you been working out at the Flamingo Gym?"
Example 4: "Fab Fei, I must confess, being around you makes me feel light in my loafers"

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