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She is a short........ Beautiful....... Cutie that you tend to just gaze at her for as long as you can ever want to. She is just so friendly and such a promising person, that she never will hurt you. She won't love you as she is a single angel throughout her life but can express her love to you if you are so special and close to her . She loves her friends so much that if you ever hurt them you won't be living the next second of your life. She has that that adorable smile which melts you always when your with her. She knows how to insult you also in a sweet way or rather ..... SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH HER KINDNESS.
Person 1. Why FELIN dude?
Person 2. Angels are not only found in heaven but earth too has one and you will find it in her
Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash”
Any cat that you are physically attracted too, (usually male), and would like to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “hey dude, you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d Smash”
Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them
*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.
The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"
During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's
Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.
With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.
The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.
During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.