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Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG May 11, 2011

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


i felt that

something a fucking retard says

retard: "Bro, when he said ..., I felt that..."
me: "Shut up you sound dumb"

by NPC#219301 September 24, 2020

19πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


GET FELT

The act of hurting someone because they were wrong doing, and also know they were wrong.
Zeb had to get felt when he said he was gonna quit soccer for tennis.

Zeb had to get felt when he said he was gonna quit soccer for tennis.

by ZAIDEMANSAMMYBOY215 October 23, 2014

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


I felt that one!

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.

Using β€œI felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023

252πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Felt out of school

Dunce rygin king strikes again

When i felt out of school in tenth grade it didnt have any disadvantage on me

by Sunshine_ochi high breads March 11, 2019

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Felt out of school

Dunce rygin king strikes again

I felt out of school

by Sunshine_ochi high breads March 11, 2019


Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.

Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.

by john1million February 23, 2014