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noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.
Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.
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Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.
Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.
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When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
I got a festering flute this morning.
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that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !
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A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
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The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.
I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.