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someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of
did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber
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A biological enhancement to a wiener that allows the user to ejaculate at a high rate of speed
I just got my fiber optic wiener installed and now I can ejaculate across the room!
The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
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TALK TO Men of Low Moral Fiber (pirates)
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Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.
"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."
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Remember when Towlie wrote and sold his memoirs? This almost exactly like that!
Hym “This is almost exactly like a million little fibers! Virtual identical. Why did they care so much about him being a towel!? 🤣😂”
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It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.
"I love you with every fiber in my body"
I loved him with every fiber in my body
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