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Fidel Castro

Ruler of Cuba and arguably the most successful communist dictator of all time, in that a) Cuba's a relatively ok place to live, and b) he hasn't been killed yet. He was mates with Che Guevara, but funnily enough he's never ended up on a t-shirt. History doesn't like survivors.

Fidel Castro came to power in the 60s after ousting Batista.

by parsefone January 25, 2006

226๐Ÿ‘ 225๐Ÿ‘Ž


High Fidelity

a kickass movie that has jack black and john cusack in it i like that frickin movie

high fidelity kicks ass

by blythe March 28, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fidel Cashflow

Crazy Amazing person. One who is far better than castro because F. Cashflows followers idoliz his every move.

That DJ should be named fidel cashflow by the way he made those people rave last night

Fidel cashflow is the bomb shizzle wizzle

by COCKandROLL? ROCK AND COLL? March 25, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mfon Fidel

Loving and caring; mother like.

she's just mfon Fidel

by Piece of eights August 17, 2021


Fidel Castro

It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.

Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.

Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 22, 2021


fidel wendt

The most AMAZING HUMAN being ever to live fidel wnedt will RULE THE WORLD

you know whats amazing? fidel wendt

by zora camille November 18, 2019


The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MREโ€™s in Cuba and running.

I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.

by MPโ€™s Stool November 19, 2022