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you mofockers... u dont know wtf a true filipino is.. lemme xplain it like dis.
philippines is made out of THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of islands (7000+). first human beings to step in the philippines are the malaysians..wen malaysians wer takin over d philippines, we speak and write in ALIBATA--which no longer exist. its not written n alphabets, or alphabets with aphotrophes n hyphen like vietnamese, or chinese, or japanese, or korean, or hindu, etc... wen i look at it, for me.. its a mixture of chinese/hindu. very unique. so anyways.. movin on.. damn spaniards!!! if they dint nvade philippines, philippines would be a well respected and culture-riched ASIAN country.
filipinos r only called pacific islanders coz people r dumb.. they dunno wassup so yea..right now, it's not shockin that 9/10 filipino is part spanish..
never been to the philippines? no? damn u missin out.
filipinos are the 2nd largest asian population in the U.S. filipinos were treated like the blacks when they were under the command of the white mofockers. in san francisco bay area california, back in the 60's 70's 80's... white cops beat every filipino they see. they call us "riot starters" and "bad influence" to the community. riot started..eh.. i kinda agree on dat. but bad influence? fuc no. shit mang, if it wasnt for the filipinos, san francisco wouldnt foggy at night n shit..(coz thats when they begin cooking rice) funny? no? ok.
youll see filipinos all over the world (other parts of asia, africa, north america, south america, europe, etc.)
filipinos (especially teens) who's born in the US don't embrace their culture...when they're called "asian" they get mad, they like being called "pacific islander" better...which reflects their stupidity and lack of knowledge about their culture.
damn im tired.. anyways. about me...im not full filipino. my dad is full chinese and my mom is filipino and spanish. her parents speaks fluent spanish...when i'm asked what my nationality is, i proudly tell peeps that im 100% filipino even though im not. im proud to be one.
ok im tired. imma go to sleep now.
SHOUT OUTS TO MY NANAY AND TATAY--MY NANAY IS IN THE PHILIPPINES AND TATAY IS IN GUAM!!! AND ATE, AND KUYA, AND MY DOG.
UY!!! lets go drop some E!
where?
philippines!!!!!! number one source of E :D
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The only thing worth mentioning about them in the world stage is how they have been fucked by the white race.
The only race that constantly proclaims they are part White/Chinese/Japanese or Korean.
They have not the great history of the Chinese and their Ascendance into the next Super Power tales to speak of nor have they the innovations of the Japanese and Koreans.
The only thing they have and are shamelessly proud is how they are the only "self proclaimed Asians" that are fluent in the language and religion of their master.
Pinoys love to boost about how well they speak English while the REAL Asians can't, they fail to see that the real Asians have had great histories and innovations to be proud of while the only thing the "Filipino" can be proud of is being good at their master's language and licking his boot.
They fail to understand that the real Asian's resistance to lick another race's boot any race for the matter is not a weakness but a strength backed by majestic histories and achievements, and in the time to come, by becoming the next super power while the Pinoy have nothing.
A Pinoy will fail to see how embarrassing she is by proclaiming how well she speaks the language of her master whom she will desperately try to marry.
She will also fail to see how pathetic she is to the world by posting forum threads begging people to accept that they don't look like a "Typical" Filipino.
A Filipino should show some dignity by accepting who they are.
Just a Filipino.
A "Typical Filipino" is easy to detect, they constantly post topics in Yahoo and Asian forums Created by and for the Chinese, Japanese and Koreans asking for approvals on the following topic:
That they have white blood in them, hence they are part white and beg people to agree.
That they are proud of themselves as a people because...erm...they should for the sake of it.
When trying to be white fails, they will desperately try to seek approval that they are Asians the likes of the three Great Asian Races.
The real Asian usually allows them to say whatever they want, talk is cheap and they know it, they also know that talk and useless loud displays are all the Filipinos are good at so the three races usually sympathize with their sorry existence and let them be.
Typical Filipino Forum Threads:
"Do I look Filipino ?"
"Do people like Filipinos ?"
"Why Filipinos are the Best"
"Why are Filipino so good at English ?" This is the most pathetic of them all.
"Filipino Pride !"
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1. Filipino is a native of the Philippines.
2. They are always mixed up for being either an Asian or a Pacific Islander. Officially, Filipinos are categorized as Asians and the Philippines are part of South-east Asia.
3. Others would say that Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia. (Kinda agree on that.)
4. They look Hispanic due to past history with Spain. The Philippines was "discovered" by Magellan in 1521, who declared them Spanish territory. However, Magellan was killed and Spain didn't invade again until 1565. They had control from 1571 until 1898, when it was transferred to the United States after the Spanish-American War.
5. Most Filipinos have olive skin. I guess, you could say "naturally tan". However, not all are. Others have darker skin tones. There are those who are half-Filipinos that are fairer either because they have Western blood or something in them that made their colour the way it is.
6. Most Filipinos are known for being hard-working. Nobody is perfect so yes, there are those that are still lazy but there are more that are hard-working.
7. Not all Filipinos tok like dis not all chenge der p to f or vice versa.
8. The Philippines was actually once a rich country until the government, well, became corrupt.
9. Jollibee.
10. It's more fun in the Philippines.
Filipinos are awesome and so are other races, OKAY.
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Filipinos are proof of the evolution of species. Like Darwin's finches, who developed on different Galapagos islands, the Filipino has grown up an separated island. Intelligence, like the finch's beak, was not a selected and evolved gene among the people
Filipino, yeah, that is another word for proof of stupid.
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Okay. First off.... filipinos are asians! For those who dont consider flips as asians, then you're pretty stupid. because the philippines did come from asia! & just because its an island, doesnt mean its not from asia. look, japan is an island, & its considered as a part of asia?! sheesh.. okay well filipino's have dark skin.. but yeah most actually have light coloured skin. Most flips are found wearing BALLER clothing. Some are honger, nammer, & white washed. filipino's speak tribal languages such as tagalog, bisaya, ilocano, etc. you can get pretty mixed up between a flip, malaysian, cambodian, and laos. coz they all dark skinned. filipino's often work at fast food restaurants. Most flip parents are really strict and they push their kids to finish school and hope for them to get a great job, such as nursing, doctor, etc. they often strive to be the greatest in english. so most forget about their native language (which is not very good!) well yeah, thats all i can think of..
FLIP = Fine Little Islander Person.
yeeeeeuh we cool
Whoah look at that fine filipino.
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A person who originates from the Philippines. The most respectful and respected asians in the world. They dont take shit from no1!!!
Don't talk shit about that filipino or he'll kick ure sorry ass.
PINOY 4 LYFE!!!
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People who live in islands located in South Eastern Asia.
Dont have small dicks like japanese people.
Are Asians and/or Pacific Islanders
Nice Food.
Mostly all good and fit to breakdance.
Good with drawing etc.
Boy Filipinos=Pinoy
Girl Filipinos=Pinay
The Philippines have the best boxer ever
(Manny Pacquiao)
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