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finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.

Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain

by RawnieJay December 16, 2020


H and L Finances

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 15, 2021


oweverhaul of finances

A thorough line-by-line examination of your fiscal status and behavior, with particular attention focused on your debts.

Tronald Dump has been such a bad boy monetarily all through his life dat performing a proper oweverhaul of finances for him would likely take decades!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023


Food and Finance High School

A cooking school were 72% don’t want to cook

75% of them got in because no other school wanted them

There was kid you was locked in the freezer and was never heard from again

Food and finance high school sucks

by SomeRandom34 October 16, 2021


finance controller

A controller of finance oversees the functions of accounting in the company and ensures records are kept properly. They contribute to the financial strategies of the company and in developing internal control policies. They also perform risk management activities and develop plans to minimize risk

They ensure that all accounting information are accurate and proper at all times at each end of each quarters of the comapny's fiscal year.

I serve as a finance controller to provide risk mitigations from financial fraud both, internally and externally. I provide quarterly reports during each quarters (4x within a fiscal year) and also I ensure that our company are in compliant of all GAAP and accounting laws.

by Abdavison September 29, 2021


Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020


Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020