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"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.
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Having sexual intercourse with a female and then promptly abandoning her.
She was looking for a long-term relationship, I just wanted to rail her. Needless to say, I pulled the ole' tank and flank and snuck out the back when she was sleeping.
A tattoo stretching from your arm pit to your hip
when she took her shirt off she had on hell of a Skank Flank
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Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.
The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus
Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.
Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.
Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed
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a tattoo on a girl starting at her middrift, ending somewhere on her thigh
ooh! look at that fine girl! too bad she has a skank flank.
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When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.
Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!
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