the floor here is made of floor

A common phrase used by planetary explorers, when they come in contact with solid ground on a new planet.

"we've landed on kepler 14k, the floor here is made of floor."

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floor it

The act of deficating on the floor. Typcially as a practical joke at a place of buisiness.

-Keith went to walmart to floor it today.
-Ugh, I'd hate to be the one to have to clean it up!

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photo-floor

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.

I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

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Floor Gang

One of the many names of Pewdiepie's loyal army. A member of Floor Gang is required to use the floor to its fullest capabilities. These capabilities include but are not limited to, eating on the floor, sleeping on the floor, and gaming on the floor. Any contact with the ceiling or Ceiling Gang with result in the immediate permanent exile from Floor Gang.

FLOOR GANG OUHHH!!

FLOOR GANG OUHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Floor gang

The best gang, ceiling gang is our enemy

(Joke created by PewDiePie)

Im floor gang, I heard that that guy over there is ceiling gang

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Slippery floors

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.

When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!

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Floor gang

An audience of generally correct people. Also allies with cabinet gang to take down ceiling gang.

Floor gang! Imagine being ceiling...

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