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The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.
Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.
When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.
"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"
A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.
“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”
The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
Doing some dumb or fucked up shit that could be done By a person from and/or living in the State of Florida
Cletus: “Gawdamn man I was huntin’ For some gator and shot marge in the arm”
Bo: “Aw shit cuz that’s Pulling a Floridian right there”